- boy: hi
- girl: i have a boyfriend
- boy: i said hi not suck my dick
My dads philosophy on wanting to know what something is on facebook:
1. look at it for 20 minutes straight
2. ask me what it is thinking i will clearly know what something called “parents against” is
3. bitch at me bc i dont know what it is
4. bitch again when i tell him to click on it
5. still look at it thinking its gonna change or move even though he needs to click on it
TUMBLR UNIVERSITY
- Supernatural Classes: Practical First Aid without Proper Tools, Benefits of Salt, Myths and Legends, Analysis of Destiel
- Sherlock Classes: Analysis of Johnlock, Science, Observing (Not Seeing) 101, How to Deduce, How to be a Criminal Mastermind, How to Deal with Reichenbachfeels
- Doctor Who Classes: Biology, Chemistry, Physics, Timey-Wimey and Spacey-Wacey things, Identification of Extraterrestrial Beings
- The Avengers Classes: How to Be a Superhero, Crime Fighting 101, How to Deal with Loki Feels
- Harry Potter Classes: Potions, Herbology, Charms, Ancient Runes, Arithmancy, Astronomy, Defense Against the Dark Arts, Charms, Divination, Muggle Studies, Transfiguration
- P.E.: Yoga with Tom Hiddleston, Gym with Chris Hemsworth, Quidditch, Swimming with Benedict Cumberbatch
- Fangirl Classes: How to Overcome Season Finales, How to Deal with Fangirl Feels, Ships and OTP's 101
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